i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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