i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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