then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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