I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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