so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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