so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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