we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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