Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

Someone's got a whale tail

(1-314): View more from Missouri

A thong is hangin out?

(314): View more from Missouri

No, a fatty following them

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(248): View more from Michigan

going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.

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(678): View more from Georgia

My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.

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(425): View more from Washington

I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?

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