that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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