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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I want a musical about memes.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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