yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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