he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
