Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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