You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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