drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
home. puking in laundry basket.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
