On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's never too late to be topless.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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