if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
That's when you crack a 10am beer
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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