what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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