she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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