i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Boobs speak an international language.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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