The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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