I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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