Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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