come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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