My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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