She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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