She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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