...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My Higher Power is John Stamos
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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