Porn is love you can see.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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