she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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