Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
A bitchslap is in order.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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