he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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