That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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