called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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