alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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