This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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