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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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