I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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