So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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