And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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