Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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