It's just like the Real World with babies
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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