Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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