If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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