I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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