wakey wakey hands off snakey
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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