Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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