Dual....:-)
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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