We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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