Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he puts the penis in happiness.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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