this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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