Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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