I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm both gender and math confused
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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